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by nork1
12 Sep 2008 16:21
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: MR NIGEL QUEVA
Replies: 11
Views: 7333

mmmm... quavers.
by nork1
12 Sep 2008 14:49
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Robbed - Hit over Head - But lucky!
Replies: 76
Views: 41782

Did you have any information from the police as to what will happen? I didn't report it. I didn't see the point, nothing would get done about it... no one got their number as they'd parked 100 yards up the road, ran back to have a go at me then bravely ran off. I was actually more concerned about g...
by nork1
12 Sep 2008 00:31
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Robbed - Hit over Head - But lucky!
Replies: 76
Views: 41782

Just back from Lewisham casualty after having my mouth busted open by a couple of 'gangstas' (and yes, they did use that word) outside the Two Half's. Note to others - if someone runs a red light at the crossing while you're walking across the road, don't call them *****... you might get a lot worse...
by nork1
7 Sep 2008 21:23
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: England match tonight
Replies: 5
Views: 3750

Ha ha! Threads that follow one another...

England match tonight.
Horse manure.

Pretty much sums up what I was watching on the pitch last night.
by nork1
6 Sep 2008 21:56
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: England match tonight
Replies: 5
Views: 3750

I'm trying to remember when I actually lost interest in England. Probably about the same time as the Premiership players on obscene wages who no longer give a flying f*ck. I noticed the total lack on England shirts in pubs tonight... maybe there are more disillusioned punters around than I thought.
by nork1
27 Aug 2008 17:00
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Drive by Spam
Replies: 5
Views: 4116

Drive by spamming... kind of conjours up images of dodgy gangsta geezers in their tinted Mercs terrorising the place with badly aimed tinned meat fritters.

...or bald blokes on zebra crossings getting their heads slapped by passing motorists :shock: .

Either way, it scares the crap out of me.
by nork1
16 Aug 2008 06:47
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: The old HSBC building - what to do...
Replies: 80
Views: 43931

Sports bar.
by nork1
13 Aug 2008 14:39
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Empty properties blight
Replies: 32
Views: 24830

dodd wrote:The trophy cabinet in SE25 could do with some attention.
Harsh!
by nork1
13 Aug 2008 13:56
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Empty properties blight
Replies: 32
Views: 24830

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/buildings-destroyed-after-rate-relief-is-abolished-892966.html Rates charge reduction to 50% for empty commercial properties have been scrapped, owners now face having to cough up the whole lot. According to this article properties are deliberately bei...
by nork1
9 Aug 2008 09:37
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Perry Hill Pub
Replies: 5
Views: 4289

My apologies Robotfish... I'd had one or two(!) and was in a bit of a bolshy mood :oops:

If it helps I'm suffering a bit now!
by nork1
8 Aug 2008 18:34
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Perry Hill Pub
Replies: 5
Views: 4289

Well it's not East Dulwich is it, it's on the way to Catford. It was always a local no nonsense boozer before it changed hands. I've seen posts on here whining about the locals - 'customers in the bar area didn't really fit in (a bit rowdy)' and suggesting they go elsewhere. Maybe there's no call fo...
by nork1
5 Aug 2008 20:26
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: school holidays
Replies: 3
Views: 3832

Re: school holidays

Can it be any coincidence that around midday there was a bit of a 'to-do' on a bus in Penge High St, just as the school summer holidays begin? One police van and one car were at the scene, with around 4 officers questioning witnesses. All passesngers were off-loaded the single-decker bus. When are ...
by nork1
17 Jul 2008 21:31
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Tennis
Replies: 2
Views: 2586

The bar's alright. It's 30 yards away from my front door and was dirt cheap when I enlisted (albeit not on a playing basis - only social membership... or antisocial after a skin full)
by nork1
10 Jul 2008 19:52
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Greyhound...
Replies: 3
Views: 4390

Well almost a year on and it's still a bloody eyesore... don't hold your breath, I reckon the 'developers' are waiting for it to fall down from neglect. Greedy selfish b*****ds.
by nork1
9 Jul 2008 18:56
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Sydenham - world of the beautiful people
Replies: 29
Views: 16021

I want to like the Woodsman, and I want to support somewhere that's clearly made some effort to smarten itself up, but whenever I walk past it is deserted and looking anything but welcoming... I know what you mean - sticking wine lists and tea lights on tables does nothing for me. I'd like to know ...
by nork1
6 Jul 2008 09:22
Forum: Town Asylum
Topic: se23 forum censorship
Replies: 8
Views: 12168

I just saw this thread and it made me laugh. I think you're picking on the wrong forum! SE23.COM - like this forum- is very well moderated, conversation and debate are free flowing (within reason) and the modration style is pretty relaxed. If you want to see examples of how all-powerful over-moderat...
by nork1
23 Jun 2008 17:40
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Wasp Nest
Replies: 5
Views: 3908

ALIB wrote:If you are going to hit the nest with a stick, it's best to do it in your underwear and smother your body in treacle :D
Ha ha! You've obviously done this before!
by nork1
23 Jun 2008 17:26
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Wasp Nest
Replies: 5
Views: 3908

Get on to the council. Lewisham charge £50, bromley £43, cheaper if you're on benefits. Failing that, get on a ladder and hit it with a stick a few times.
by nork1
26 Apr 2008 09:52
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Oyster Card introduction shut station gates
Replies: 204
Views: 149023

I don't insist on anything, you can stick Swahili in there as far as I care. In my drunken haze I read the post, the Latin bit struck me as pompous and it bugged me. I'm sober now and I apologise.
by nork1
26 Apr 2008 05:06
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Oyster Card introduction shut station gates
Replies: 204
Views: 149023

Note to self: Stop posting when drunk and tetchy :oops: