Sydenham Town Forum

You can just picture the scene: "Overall it's been a steady week in terms of sales. But we're getting a dip in harmonious vibes that we and prospective entrants to the gastro cult could do without reading about on the local, online bitch board. But apart from that, you're doing a fantastic job...

FHOF, take heart. I've just seen a pitch with great synopsis for a low budget horror. Check it out on Motorized Wheelchair, White Van, Dog, Cat and blossom post 307. It's a nightmare. Duke climbs behind chaise lounge, uncorks decanter and feels the fear....

This time the tall Gestapo type blonde waitress (the one with the aggressive manner who could do with a day or two at charm school) marched to the table and peered down her nose disdainfully at me. I can't think of a better Dolphin crowd puller than Shell1's description of the blonde and TBH TDA sh...

And just as tasteless . Depends on whether you spit or swallow. Is the wrong answer Mr Wolf. I'm new to this forum but it's pretty clear who's who on here and seems to me that Mr N is self appointed forum police, judge, jury & all round good egg rolled into one. If he says you is sad, bad, humo...

And here we have 'da man' himself. Though to be honest, he doesn't inspire much confidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdUrZWL7O8 Back to the drawing board, Duke of Clarence. Wolfy you are right about J-Pax being uninspiring but since when has that stopped an architect? Watch out Sydenham bec...

O now I see where you were coming from now Chazza, it was more of a What If... question, doh! (That's what gets me with posts and emails and texts, so much is lost in translation...grumble, grumble, moan, moan). That aside I think the fact that there's not a cinema in the area points to a gap in the...

If there are thousands of people out there, all wanting to see a cinema in Crystal Palace, why not put a business plan together, seek funding and make it happen? Let's see shall we; to begin with in these days of austerity which bank/broker would take a punt on loaning £3m+ to a community group wit...

News flash! KICC will not be appealing Bromley's decision not to allow the change of D2 use class for 25 Church Road. Here's the Picture Palace Campaign's response to today's news: The Picture Palace campaign (PPC) is delighted to learn that the KICC does not intend to appeal and has finally acknowl...

But hopefully no 'bludz', eh Duke of Clarence. We don't don't need any of those rum sorts hangin' around here, thank you very much. And I'm sure everyone (except lee) will agree. Quite right bigbadwolf, having just returned from shooting the breeze with the Earl of Sussex I'm delighted to see you k...

You are a very wily wolf, bbw. New blood...nice one!

Okey dokey Wolfy, how about this instead: J-PAX BITES BACK: A THOROUGHLY MODERN PAXTON With current plans for the re-invigoration of our beloved CP being championed and chastened into the ground, news that a leading young architect is intending on making a spectacular move to the area could provide ...

O dear, there's just no accounting for taste is there? My humble apologies to Lee and anyone else who may have been offended by my last post. Promise not to post any more distasteful spoofs, shame cos I'd just written Nuremberg the Sequel!

I posted the following on another forum when I heard about New Crystal Palace Ltd's claims that the whole community were behind their plans to turn "Central South London" into a global attraction. Just to be absolutely clear it is a spoof. Do not contact your local Cllrs or MPs. Do not cal...

I know you said you're lazy but this practice in West Dulwich is really worth the effort:

http://www.haynesdental.co.uk/location.php

I think the entire proposal is a nonsense and I don't see anything OK about the theory behind the plans. For example can you see the multiplex retail and restaurant businesses, who will be paying a hefty rent for their salubrious locations, telling customers that there are more shops and restaurants...

Congratulations to all involved in this successful pursuit of local investment. Sounds like a lot of dedication and people-power was behind the result and must say it's good to see democracy alive and kicking in The Nam. Also good to know so many of you are "active" because there's a new p...

Sorry Andreas, can't help you with the meaning of that twaddle but o dear me, what on earth is Ray Hall on? LSD? Bleeding Hearts? Meow Meow? or just common a garden Happy Pills? Only a truly twisted or deranged mind could fit in the concept of a massive trip generating build on parkland as being &qu...

I'm sorry, but that simply can't be allowed to happen. Not only would the whole endeavour be a cringeworthy homage to something that is best preserved by local legend, but the Italian Terraces are where I like to go and smoke a joint whilst taking in a view I'll never tire of. All joking aside, Cry...

Thanks for the heads up regarding John Greatrex's intentions Leenewham. The following link will take you to the Facejacker clip http://www.channel4.com/programmes/facejacker/4od#3071056 Forward to 7.05 mins to go straight to his interview with Terry Tibbs. It's Terry who makes suggestions of what co...

The Crystal Palace existed in another era when the surrounding towns and city housed a fraction of the current population and cars. For a brief moment it was a spectacular building but it soon became a huge white or should I say grey (the history books record that it was never crystal clear as all t...